Every now and again I like to check up on the activities of my local chapter of proud Gadsden flag wavers, the St. Louis Tea Party. I haven't seen them out protesting in their usual spot in front of my neighborhood Target in a fair while (I suppose Target is no longer an ideal Tea Party protest location in the wake of the whole Citizens United contribution debacle. Heavens forfend the Tea Party be mistaken as gay rights supporters) and I was starting to miss their cheerful yellow rattlesnake flags, and their signs about taking back their country from Nazi communists. So I thought I should see what my patriotic neighbors have been up to.
It turns out that members of the St. Louis Tea Party have recently published a Tea Party Coloring Book for children! A tip from a Very Famous Conservative Blogger led me to the site ColoringBook.com, where I found the following description on the site's home page:
The newest, latest and the greatest on Tea Party info for kids that's collosal fun and informative! This book is a "must have" for children and parents to learn more about The Tea Party. A very pleasant song, coloring and activity book!
I was pretty sure the publishers meant "colossal" fun. I'd like to snark, but as my readers know, I'm certainly not immune to typos, And anyway, like any overprotective liberal parent, I'm a sucker for scare quotes that tell me my child "must have" something. So I clicked through to the full product description.