"Celebrity" was once good enough for John McCain

...but apparently, he's no longer keeping company with the likes of Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. (Or perhaps he'd be more comfortable with a Barbi Benton-Adrienne Barbeau reference.)

Check this out.  Especially the last sentence.

Hypocrite much, Johnny old boy? Yeah, see, I know aren't big on The Technology *airquotes,* but you might want to familiarize yourself with one word: website. Oh, and two more: Google cache.

H/T: Queen of Spain via Twitter.