If Sarah Palin could be president (and you know that lying-ass, cronyism-loving, shady mofo is just waiting for Old Man McCain to check out), her banners might go a little something like this:
Although, I think she should somehow work the "A vote for Palin is a vote for Abdul" slogan into her campaign.
Because let's face it, half his country is voting for The Paula Abdul of Governors for Vice President. Except that "global brand" Paula Abdul—because she's on a hit TV show which raises millions of dollars for charity where she gets to talk to an English guy once in a while—is probably more qualified. I mean, if half the country can overlook the fact that Palin's an intellectual lightweight who doesn't know shit about foreign policy the economy tax codes military strategy diplomacy anything with a penchant for hiring her high-school buddies and getting that goateed, p-whipped douche to help muscle out her enemies and that she's a habitual liar, surely they can overlook Paula's little pharmaceutical habit. They already did that once anyway.
Anyway, like the banner? There are more. Pick one of your own from Mickeleh. Spotted on Karoli's blog.
Damn! and you wonder why I gave this blog an award.
What? You didn't notice?
Posted by: Gunfighter | September 22, 2008 at 03:22 AM
Actually, it was Palin who grabbed top billing for herself. She referred to the Palin and McCain administration.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plwcvFXCHO8
BTW, I have three fresh Palin banners up. Free for the taking.
http://mickelehsoap.blogspot.com/2008/09/more-palin-banners.html
Posted by: Mickeleh | September 22, 2008 at 12:34 PM